Let me preface this by clarifying that I didn’t wear the shirt for the entire day on any of these days.
I did wear it for 9 hours the first day, 7 hours the second, and 2 the third. But I only came into contact with people for longer than a few minutes at a time on the first 2 days.
Does that make it less gross? Do I seem less lazy, more practical?
I don’t care, of course, because I’m posting it here without checking with you first. And obviously I’ve done grosser things. But usually in the past, when I’ve worn a shirt 2 days in a row, I’ve cut it off at that point. And this time–well, this time I was even considering wearing it for longer yesterday, but that would mean I would have worn the same shirt on 2 dates in a row (with different people), and I guess even for me, there are limits to bad hygiene I’m not willing to cross.
That has to make you feel a little bit better about my judgment, right? No? Well, I can’t help you then.