Do you still need more reasons why I couldn’t stay away from NYC for good? Fine, here’s another one.
Two guys and a girl performed a shot-for-shot remake of Jurassic Park using hardly any props, playing all the characters (the guys), and providing all the sound effects (the girl) in a small comedy venue. People not only showed up and paid to do so, but they actually enjoyed it.
Because WHERE ELSE WOULD THIS HAPPEN?
There. That’s why.