When I took the “What Bushwick bar are you?” quiz a while ago (because why wouldn’t I want to know that?), I got Cobra Club.
So I knew it was only a matter of time before I ended up there. And “end up” I did. After stopping at 2 other bars so far out in Brooklyn they’re actually in Queens, we wound up at this place that is apparently a coffee shop during the day and a bar at night, complete with karaoke.
I didn’t stay long, so unfortunately I didn’t get to discover all the ways I am like this bar–or, sorry, I mean, am this bar. However, the bartender was nice and they only have 2 bathrooms, neither of which very strongly reflects me. So, who knows.
We did manage to accidentally leave 2 tacos there though, so if Cobra Club ever takes the quiz, “Which random New Yorker are you?” it might end up with me as the answer.