I’m one of those people strangers always feel compelled to shout, “Smile!” at. I’m the person others think is mad when it’s just my normal expression. I don’t smile for no reason, and I was completely fine with that. But now that I’ve done it, I kind of want to tell everyone to do it. So, here are 17 easy steps to smiling randomly. You’re welcome in advance.
1. Get dumped–but not technically dumped because this would require some form of communication between the two parties. Just get someone you dated for a bit to suddenly stop responding to texts so that if you were slightly more naive you might worry he had been in a serious accident or was possibly dead, though you’d have no way to ever find out for sure.
2. Be understandably annoyed for a few days.
3. Go for a run. Read the rest of this entry »